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ずまきナルト & 大蛇丸 drawn by Tite Kubo


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momunofu:

instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”

you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)  
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gaypee:

i was the worst weeaboo


#same
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lunarch-sounds:

envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier


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#yeah
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Title: Rei does you

Artist: VA: Hirakawa Daisuke

Album: Kare Pillow Vol. 1
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jibunhime:

For the love of god…use headphones. For all those Rei fans out there, enjoy. Translation by kanranshaxxx.

Stop… finally we can embrace each other like this… let me reach your sensitive part. Hey, you like it here, right? *thrust* Your breath is getting heavier. If you feel so good, then… I will do it more… *thrust* Ah… I told you not to let your voice out, right? You’re a bad girl for not protecting your promise. I will have to punish you. Whatever you say, I will not stop. I will do you hard here… it’s okay. You don’t need to be so scared. *thrust*

How is it? You feel good, right? *pant* *thrust* It flowing out so much. Were you came again? It’s dripping out slowly. Your legs and hips are trembling… so cute… I love you… *kiss* *thrust* You feel good…? *panting* *kiss* *heavy breath* *thrust* Hm? Were you came again? Your tears flowing down. *lick* I want to come inside you too. Hey, can I come? *panting* Thank you… *grunt* Your face.. come here… *kiss* I love you… I really love you… *heavy breath* *thrust* More… hold me tightly… don’t let go of me… *panting* It’s really good. Are you feeling good? We’re the same… I’m so happy… *kiss* *heavy breath* *thrust* I will come… *heavy breath* *release*

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thebonerator:

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

Omg i can hear his high crackly voice


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lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!


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itsmyfreakin:

"Just bought a new camera.  SELFIE TIME WITH MY NEW TURIAN BFF—SAY CHEESE GARRUS"

…If Shepard made an instagram account during ME1.  Obviously, selfies continue to stay in-vogue well past the year 2183.


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breakingdads:

if you ever want to hear the gospel according to shrek, just open up your bible and read psalm

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

#OH #YA
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shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster